Things Kerry Should Bring Up in Tonight's Debate but Won't.

The reason Kerry's message gets mixed is because he has so much potential fodder against George W. and his messed-up neocon army that he doesn't know what to use first.

I'm afraid for my man Kerry at tonight's debates. He hasn't mastered the say-nothing platitudes that the Bush administration so effectively uses to woo a great deal of the American populace who just want to get back to watching "Fear Factor. "Kerry needs to come out swinging his wind-surfing toned arms and say, "Hey, you can claim to fight terror all you want, but you royally screwed up on September 11." I mean, they had warning in the form of a "historic" memo distributed not long before Osama bin Laden -- who, according to the memo, was "determined to attack inside the United States -- and his forces waged murder on thousands before our very eyes. Kerry could say a billion things about broken promises, squelching of people's First Amendment rights, shitting all over our environment and cowtowing to the rich and the rabid Christian Right. We could vote to impeach Bill Clinton over lying about a blow job but we can't even get enough votes to shout a collective "You're Fired!" at a guy who lied and misled and fearmongered to send thousands of troops to go die and kill innocents in a war that should have never been.

So John Kerry, go here. McSweeney's has made it easy to come up with succinct daily evils of Bush & Co. that effectively convey the myriad reasons these Teflon-coated psychotic clowns need to go.

Oh, and buy this book while you're there.